THIS WEEK IN NHL HAIKU – 3/2/15

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Things are happening

In the NHL. Here are

Some in haiku form.

Super Bowl Halftime

Just two dancing sharks

Launched enough San Jose jokes

To choke Twitter feeds.

Fashion Icon

Bettman wore sneakers

To the White House. The lesson:

Sneakers are now ‘out.’

Thug Life, Part 2

Charging, boarding: Zac

Rinaldo’d his way to an

Eight-game suspension.

A Legend Retires…

Take this to the bank –

Brodeur’s records will surely

Outlive his haters.

…And Is Usurped

Those league-record wins?

Less than half of one percent

Came with St. Louis

 

Yet the Blues act like

Marty’s seven games with them

Defined his career

…Meanwhile, in New Jersey

A dreadful season

A dis from a superstar

Deja Mickey Mouse

 

Good. That’s off my chest.

Brodeur presser: Exorcised.

Marty, come home soon!

 

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