The Leafs (With Apologies to William Blake)

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T-O, T-O, burning bright!

Blinding everyone in sight

What cruel fates conspired to make

This team into one big hot take?

Phil defended pal Dion

Whom the press had set upon

Now Phaneuf and Lupul sue

‘Cause a tweet said things untrue

Clarkson? Spirited away,

Off to join the CBJ.

Miracle? Some fans think so

Thrilled to see his contract go.

Jokinen was traded, too.

Blinked? You missed his time in blue.

Kadri stayed but showed up late

Launching yet another -gate.

‘Midst this losing without end

Columnists just want a friend

Players who will not play ball

Are set up to take the fall

T-O, T-O, burning bright!

Blinding everyone in sight

What cruel fates conspired to make

This team into one big hot take?

 

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